Carrots quotes

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People and carrots

The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good of others for them. (Jean-Paul Sartre)

May Allah make us from amongst those who eat carrots rather than smoking cigarettes. (Ismail ibn Musa Menk)

Vegetarians are harmless people. The carrots have a completely different view. (Markus M. Ronner)

Some people, if you eat a carrot, you’re killing it. (Tonya Harding)

Carrots prove that it is not enough to pretend to be an ostrich to escape the appetite of man. (Sylvain Tesson)

He fed me carrots and something else, and made of me something completely different from me, but something that could deceive the unknowing. (Leo Tolstoy)

Food and carrots

I love fresh vegetables and we always include them in our meals. I don’t force my kids to eat asparagus, but they do eat peas, broccoli, and carrots. (Alison Sweeney)

I’d rather eat nothing than eat a carrot. (Marian Keyes)

I followed the advice in Rika Zaraï’s book: “The mask for the night. “You put carrots, olives, eggs, mushrooms. And, when you wake up, you have a pizza. (Colouche)

Good morning brings conversation and conversation brings carrots. (Driss Chraibi)

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. (Fran Lebowitz)

Rabbits and carrots

For the carrot, the rabbit is the perfect incarnation of Evil. (Robert Sheckley)

Tip from a hunter: to hunt rabbits, stand behind a tree and imitate the cry of the carrot! (Pierre Doris)

And, when his juicy salads fail’d,
Slic’d carrot pleas’d him well. (William Cowper)

A carrot in a garden
And a rabbit in the wood.
Said the rabbit, “Beg your pardon,
But you’re surely meant for food;
Though you’ve started in to harden,
You may still be very good.” (Leroy F. Jackson)

Girls and carrots

I like girls who eat carrots. (Louis Tomlinson)

I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored with raw carrots. (Marilyn Monroe)

I’m a perfectly good carrot that everyone is trying to turn into a rose. As a carrot, I have good color and a nice leafy top. When I’m carved into a rose, I turn brown and wither. (Mary Pipher)

When someone talks to me about a cultured woman; I imagine him with carrots in his ears and chervil between his toes. (Sacha Guitry)

Motivation and carrots

Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse. (Jack LaLanne)

It’s always been the same from a long time ago, it’s people with promises and people dangling carrots and when you’re young and impressionable, and ambitious, you want to believe them. I was always lucky because there was always part of me that didn’t believe these people. (Lisa Stansfield)

For many people in North America, yesterday was Groundhog Day. But in Quebec, it was rather the day of the carrot. A reward day for the citizens of six regions, after months of effort. A day when Prime Minister François Legault had no real choice to honor the moral contract he made with his population. (Sébastien Bovet)

Snowman and carrots

One time I thought I’d come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots. (Milton Jones)

A chubby little snowman Had a carrot nose Along came a bunny And what do you suppose? That hungry little bunny Looking for his lunch Ate that snowman’s carrot nose Nibble, nibble, crunch! (Willow Rose)

With a carrot nose and coal eyes,
Gazing at me through rictus guise,
This bright curve in an unlit sky
A silent friend to thaw the lies. (Stewart Stafford)

Quotes about snowman

Diet and carrots

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. (Alanis Morissette)

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. (Mae West)

Hey, lettuce and tomatoes,
cucumbers, carrots from the garden,
I’m ashamed of my pounds,
please help me lose weight. (Horst Rehmann)

Vegetable garden and carrots

Carrots do not like new rich soil. Radishes may be sowed between the rows; for they will be pulled before the carrots need much room. (Jane Eayre Fryer)

The carrot grows in the most diverse soils, but fresh, clay-siliceous or clay-limestone soils, deeply loosened, are those that suit it best. (O. Bussard)

So he ran out into the vegetable garden, and, very carefully he dug up a fine yellow carrot, which Uncle Wiggily ate for his breakfast. (Howard Roger Garis)

Quotes about vegetable garden

Love and carrots

— And what is it? added to these discussions. — Love! Love, father, — carrots: lie down and wither. (Nikolai Leskov)

Not home, not for soup,
But to visit my beloved
Two carrots I carry
For a green tail. (Vladimir Mayakovsky)

Donkey and carrots

Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it. (Russell Green)

— And then — gobble up, snore — and you need a new tail in front of your nose. They say that the ancients had such an animal: a donkey. To make him go all the way forward, all the way forward, a carrot was tied to a shaft in front of his muzzle so that he could not grab it. And if he grabbed, ate… (Yevgeny Zamyatin)

Vegetables and carrots

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet. (Shel Silverstein)

With carrots red, and turnips white,
And leeks, Cadwallader’s delight,
And all the savory crop that vie
To please the palate and the eye. (James Grainger)

Quotes about vegetables

Beets and carrots

Perhaps you think you will remember what kinds of seed you’ve planted; but one is never certain. Once I thought I had planted carrots and when the plants grew, I had beets. It is not safe to try to remember. (Jane Eayre Fryer)

Carrots? — and that one was only born because they sowed beets, and if they sowed carrots, horseradish would certainly have been born… (Mikhail Saltykov-Shchedrin)

Quotes about beets

Life and carrots

You ask me what life is. That’s like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there’s nothing more to know. (Anton Chekhov)

Constant deprivation is no way to live. Don’t always skip the delicious stuff for raw carrots and brown rice. (Gunnar Peterson)

Peas and carrots

Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine. (Peg Bracken)

Jenny and I were like peas and carrots. (Winston Groom)

Quotes about peas

Eyes and carrots

If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? (Richard Jeni)

Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won’t straighten out the curveball. (Carl Furillo)

Attitude to carrots

I’m obsessed with carrots and sweet potatoes. (Tia Blanco)

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots. (Ron White)

Carrots features

Carrots — You want to mock me. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? (Steven Wright)


An intellectual carrot — the mind boggles. (James Arness)

Yes, a bunch of carrots, observed directly, painted simply in the personal way one sees it, worth more than the Ecole’s everlasting slices of buttered bread… The day is coming when a single original carrot will give birth to a revolution. (Paul Cezanne)

Yes, you can’t invent a lot of things locked up, or, perhaps, you can’t invent anything, from carrots boiled in sugar to gunpowder, inclusive, which the Chinese and Japanese proved by inventing both. (Ivan Goncharov)

London daily hears my cry,
Carrots Turnips who will buy. (Charles Hindley)

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