Valentine’s Day quotes

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Love and Valentine’s Day

Whoever proves his love on a daily basis no longer needs Valentine’s Day. (Damien Bernard)

For me, one of the toughest things about Valentine’s Day is that it gets geared up as the day to profess your love. See, T-E-S-T — that’s a bad word that doesn’t go with L-O-V-E. (Matthew McConaughey)

There is no love, there are only proofs of love. (Pierre Reverdy)

Love is a courageous device, it gives you the ability to see things in a positive way. Happy Valentines Day. (Euginia Herlihy)

Every day should be Valentine’s Day between two lovers. (Benjamin Stramke)

Valentine’s Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. (Milton Berle)

Valentine’s Day … this holiday which, although it is that of Lind, Kinder and florists, is still a pretext to be able to tell those close or loved how much love there is. ( Andrea Poltronieri )

I’ll love you, dear, I’ll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. (W.H. Auden)

I love love. Every day of my life is Valentine’s Day. When you’re a pathological narcissist, you have to fall in love with yourself every day. (Katya Zamolodchikova)

People love in different ways. You may have a man who brings you flowers every Monday but doesn’t give two hooty-hoots about Valentine’s Day. Just because he doesn’t give you a valentine doesn’t mean he doesn’t love you! (Jada Pinkett-Smith)

We feel so comfortable with our head resting on the shoulder of the woman we love. (Paul De Kock)

Somebody asked me what am I doing on Valentine’s Day, and all I had to say was that I’ll spend it with my dog, who will love me endlessly. (Pulkit Samrat)

Valentine’s Day features

Valentine’s Day is one of those tricky celebrations where you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t. (Dan Levy)

I think Valentine’s Day is one of those holidays like New Year’s where people develop such high expectations that even if it’s a decent day, it doesn’t live up, and it’s disappointing. (Brett Young)

TheValentine’s Dayis a day for masochist. If you are with someone, you have to say «I love you» with a gift, so that it has more value than the other 364 days of the year; if you are alone, you get depressed! (Sarah Michelle Gellar)

I just think Valentine’s Day is a day to really appreciate the person you love, no matter who it is, and to spend time with them. I don’t think it’s all about fancy presents or whatever. (Prince Royce)

Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Children’s Day, Valentine’s Day — modern indulgence letters. (Justus Vogt)

In the eighteenth century, historians tell us, ‘valentinage,’ from which Valentine’s Day was derived, allowed wives in northern France to make love, on a few days each year and with the knowledge of their husbands, with a ‘valentine’ of their choosing. (Pascal Bruckner)

Any holiday associated with the history of a social movement is very tightly intertwined with the national mentality and our history. In our country[Russia], the holiday of March 8 has become like Valentine’s Day… (Maria Arbatova)

Valentine’s day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like ‘Oh, happy valentine’s day!’ (Greg Giraldo)

For Oedipus, Valentine’s Day falls on Mother’s Day. (Philippe Geluck)

The breath of the morning is flinging
A magic on blossom and spray,
And cockneys and sparrows are singing
In chorus on Valentine’s day. (Winthrop Mackworth Praed)

Men and Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day’s not for men. (Russell Westbrook)

The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine’s Day as you can get in the human experience. (Topher Grace)

Any guy hates Valentine’s Day. Even if you’re in love, you can’t win on Valentine’s Day. If you’re married, you can’t win on Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day is like the thing you want to avoid at all costs. (Vince Vaughn)

I love you too much to marry you. (Marc-Antoine Girard de Saint-Amant)

Valentine’s Day is a perfect time to reject the idea that the ideal man is taller, richer, more knowledgeable, more renowned, or more powerful. (Stephanie Coontz)

That’s one of those things about being a computer science major: Valentine’s Day is just another day. (Jawed Karim)

My valentine is always my dad. (Evangeline Lilly)

What I find most disturbing about Valentine’s Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense. (Lewis Black)

Gifts and Valentine’s Day

Today is Valentine’s Day — or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! (Jay Leno)

I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I’d bring her flowers and candy. (Zac Efron)

Valentine’s Day gifts like teddy bears, chocolate and perfume are SO lame. How about be thoughtful and original? (Christopher Michael Cillizza)

On Valentine’s Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays — fear. (Dave Barry)

I think careful cooking is love, don’t you? The loveliest thing you can cook for someone who’s close to you is about as nice a valentine as you can give. (Julia Child)

If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine’s Day. (Don Rickles)

The most popular Valentine’s Day gift is chocolate. In the 1800’s, doctors told their patients to eat chocolate to get over a broken heart. They also thought if you’re going to be alone, who cares if you get fat. (Craig Ferguson)

Attitude to Valentine’s Day

I love Valentine’s Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. … My favorite romantic comedy is ‘When Harry Met Sally’. (Ginnifer Goodwin)

Although I believe affection and romance should be shown all year around, it’s always smart to have a good plan up your sleeve for Valentine’s Day. (Marcus Samuelsson)

I hate Valentine’s day. It is a day for nothing but disappointment. (Larisa Oleynik)

I enjoy celebrating Valentine’s Day. It’s a nice way to say you’re thinking about your family, someone special, or dear friends. (Camila Alves)

Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. (Lindsay Ellingson)

I’m sentimental about many things: the lumpy feel of a baby’s unused feet, the metallic smell of the air before the first snow, the last scene in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life.’ But Valentine’s Day leaves me cold. (Nancy Gibbs)

I’m not really a fan of Valentine’s Day. I think it can be romantic doing nothing on Valentine’s Day. It’s more romantic than being given a big bunch of flowers that everyone else is doing. (Gabriella Wilde)

Relationship and Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is like Armistice Day — you declare a truce. (Milton Berle)

Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you’re alone that night you didn’t make the cut. (Felipe Esparza)

On Valentine’s Day, we are reminded what our relationships could be like the other 364. (Steve Maraboli)

All of us, consciously or unconsciously, set out to have the best possible love life. Valentine’s Day simply shines a light on the degree to which that didn’t — or hasn’t yet — materialized. (Tracy McMillan)

A relationship is over when your partner only wishes you “Happy Valentine’s Day. (Jürgen Beuerle)

February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine’s Day on the 14th. I know it’s still a ways off, but I just can’t wait. Janice, if you’re watching, will you make me the happiest man in the world and get out of my apartment? (Ed Helms)


I’m like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. (Susie Bright)

It doesn`t matter if you have a valentine or not — just love yourself and be your own. (Kim Kardashian)

Never sign a valentine with your own name. (Charles Dickens)

Whoever decided that comic valentines were a good idea should have been sent away to think it over. (Gladys Taber)

Happy Valentines Day to those who have found love, in whatever shape or form, and to those who are still hunting, don’t give up. If you feel bad, send yourself a card. You must be worth it. (Jeanette Winterson)

We sent out 3,000 Valentines to the ladies, asking them to be my voter. (Terry Dill)

Alone and Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is the day all singletons like me dread. (Michelle McManus)

What’s Valentine’s Day about except the desperate search to find someone to spend Valentine’s Day with? (David Levithan)

Valentine’s Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single is out that night. (Patti Stanger)

One of the major dangers of being alone in February is the tendency to dwell on past relationships. Whether you’re daydreaming about that ‘one that got away,’ or you’re recalling the fairy tale date you went on last Valentine’s Day, romanticizing the past isn’t helpful – nor accurate. (Amy Morin)

Romance and Valentine’s Day

A day spent near you, a single day during which I looked at you, will have earned me a lifetime. (Honoré de Balzac)

I’m a hopeless romantic. I love love. My middle name is Love. Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. I want to have a family and children. I am a sucker for every romantic comedy that comes out. (Jennifer Love Hewitt)

I don’t find these technical things like flowers and chocolates romantic at all. I think Valentine’s Day makes no sense. (Alia Bhatt)

Oh God. valentine’s Day tomorrow.  Why? Why?Why is (the) entire world geared to make people not involved in romance feel stupid when everyone knows romance does not work anyway. (Helen Fielding)

Flowers and Valentine’s Day

Rose bushes hate Valentine’s Day. (Patrick Sébastien)

On Valentine’s Day, it’s better not to be in love if you want to save flowers. (Jérôme Duhamel)

Giving flowers for Valentine’s Day to my beloved is disrespectful! There is not a single flower in this world that cannot equal her, nor even a rose as beautiful as her beauty. (Maxalexis)

Everyone looks for the first snowdrop as proof that our part of the earth is once more turning towards the sun, but folklore maintains that we should be wary of bringing them into the house before St Valentine’s Day, as any unmarried females could well remain spinsters! (Carole Carlton)

Quotes about flowers

Money and Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. (David Letterman)

I think men and women will both agree that one of the perks of being single on Valentine’s Day is that you get to keep your money in your pocket. (Sevyn Streeter)

TheValentine’s Dayis a holiday that was invented by women for their husbands to spend their hard-earned money buying bouquets of flowers that cost twice as much as other days of the year. (Josh Ruck)

I’m a bit of a curmudgeon. I don’t like Valentine’s Day and New Year’s and Halloween. (Thomas Middleditch)

Business and Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is the biggest single day of the year, the biggest sale day of the year. (Jacques Torres)

Valentine’s Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy. (Anthony Jeselnik)

When I got old enough to date, I realized that Valentine’s Day is just a commercial marketing scam to make men feel bad. So I let my boyfriends off the hook. (Evangeline Lilly)

Valentine’s Day itself, like most holidays in the modern era, has been heavily influenced by commercialism that focuses on the appeal of romantic fantasies. (Aberjhani)

February and Valentine’s Day

Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January. (Jim Gaffigan)

February — the month of love..?!!
No wonder the shortest one in the calendar. (Dinesh Kumar Biran)

The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine’s Day on February’s shirt: he or she lucky enough to have a lover in frigid, antsy February has cause for celebration, indeed. (Tom Robbins)

Quotes about February

Dear Valentine

Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are. (Charles M. Schulz)

If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you. (Carmen Electra)

If my Valentine you won’t be,
I’ll hang myself on your Christmas tree. (Ernest Hemingway)

Women and Valentine’s Day

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. (Milton Berle)

What was that? Valentine’s Day? Her heart gave a little skip at the thought, she had never spent it in a romantic way before, usually the day meant sending and receiving cute Cupid cards and heart shaped sugar candies, but it was all in a platonic celebration of friendship. This time, it would not be like that, it would be… special. (E.A. Bucchianeri)

Family and Valentine’s Day

Is Valentine’s Day a day to make cupcakes with your children? No, Valentine’s is supposed to be a day about romantic love. (Ayelet Waldman)

I have never once celebrated a Valentine’s Day as a romantic holiday. For me, it’s another opportunity to tell my kids or whoever how much I love them. I hang pink crepe paper and make heart-shaped pancakes! (Delilah)

St. Valentine

Hail to thy returning festival, old Bishop Valentine! Great is thy name in the rubric, Thou venerable arch flamen of Hymen. * * * Like unto thee, assuredly, there is no other mitred father in the calendar. (Charles Lamb)

I don’t know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples. (Miranda Hart)

Birds and Valentine’s Day

For this was on seynt Volantynys day
Whan euery bryd comyth there to chese his make. (Geoffrey Chaucer)

Saint Valentine is past;
Begin these wood-birds but to couple now? (William Shakespeare)

Poet and Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is the poet’s holiday. (Ted Kooser)

I have written a raucous valentine to a poet’s dream and agony. (Ben Hecht)

Among the topics of Valentine’s Day quotes, I would highlight romance, love, alone, gifts.

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